Phantomline MkI, THE DROWNED MAIDEN

Broker’s Comments

Massively unseaworthy small ship that is totally unsuitable for bluewater, an irritating and perpetual curse makes handling her on any point of sail difficult. Extremely poor residual value except in the ghoul market segment. No hope of the afterlife for any who venture aboard her, there is a dreadful stench throughout. Her interior was designed by Doresain, who we’re afraid makes a better stab at his main occupation as King of the Ghouls, and has absolutely no flair for yacht design. Current owner currently detained in perdition so has no further use for her, hence she must be sold. She is offered complete with any remaining rotting corpses and all other revolting kit and caboodle currently aboard. As is, where is sale – we will not be undertaking any accompanied viewings or arranging sea trials or survey inspections. You’re on your own…

Alternatively, outside Halloween, we would be delighted to discuss the Berthon fleet of new and pre-owned sale, power and performance yachts – because yacht purchase via Berthon doesn’t have to be that spooky!